Riding Around in an Office Chair Firing Ping Pong Balls at Wayward Sex Toys
A downloadable game for Windows
Supplementary experience to my previous game Literally a Collectathon full of Sex Toys, hurriedly made in Easy FPS Editor, based on a passing comment by my gf...
...which I have since demade/reimagined as a top-down twin-stick shooter for the Game Boy:
Check out the rest of the series here!
Morag's back, baby!
The main jam theme was "hard to handle"; I can't say I've ever fired ping pong balls out of myself, so I can't exactly comment there...
However, the optional theme - the "Spice Pack" - was "POV"...
R.A.i.a.O.C.F.P.P.B.a.W.S.T. is a first-person game... Work it out... 😌
Default Controls:
- WASD - Move
- Mouse - Look
- E - Use
- Tab - Map
- Left Mouse Button - Attack
Addendum:
Oh wow, I know I rushed it, but utterly forgetting to make the enemies do actual damage is a spectacular oversight...!
Fixed it; the fixed version is in the zipped file named "FIXED!~"
I also took the opportunity to add sound effects, original HUD elements and the actual ceiling, plus adjustments to enemy numbers, rate of fire, etc.
The unfixed version is the one that got submitted to LewdJam #1, so keep that in mind if you're rating for that one.
Amended Addendum:
I also needed to fix it so the menu backgrounds weren't the same colour as the menu font... 🤦♂️
Enjoy "FIX-2!~", peeps.
Is there a Patreon? Of course there's a Patreon...!
Thanks for looking!
Download
Install instructions
Extract the game folder and launch Game.exe to play.
Comments
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breast?
It's a POV 👍
wow, breast confirmed, what a bold and daring statement about video games. 10/10
more seriously though pretty cool game although the main menu UI has very poor contrast that makes the text hard to see, besides that a good experience
That UI... 😌
There's a quirk in the specific version of EFPSE I used; for some reason you can't change the default menu font colour... even after you actually change the default menu colour. Other versions don't have this problem, but do have issues elsewhere, and I was in a hurry, so I used the version which I knew could have projectile-firing enemies.
(I haven't tried the latest version, mind...)
That said, I really should have thought twice before making the menu background the same colour as the font... 🤦♂️
how do we play a RAR file?
🤨 fr?
It's a compressed file format, like .zip or .7z, so just open it using WinZip or 7-Zip and you'll find the game folder in there.
I included the different file types as I've occasionally heard some folks grumble about preferring one compressed type over others 🤷♂️